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-When it is raining, it is because he is sad.
-Even his parrot's' advice is insightful.
-He is a lover not a fighter-- but he's also a fighter, so don't get any funny ideas
-If there were an interesting gland, his would be larger than most men's entire lower intestines.
-His shirts never wrinkle.
-He is so smooth and charismatic, he could charm the pants off an elephant-- despite the fact that elephants don't wear pants.
-He is left-handed. And right-handed.
-Even if he forgets to put postage on his mail, it gets there.
-He once knew a call was a wrong number, even though the person on the other end wouldn't admit it.
-You can see his charisma from space.
-The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.
-He once punched a magician. That's right. You heard me.
-When he orders a salad, he gets the dressing right there on top of the salad, where it belongs...where there is no turning back.
-If a monument was built in his honor, Mt. Rushmore would close, due to poor attendance.
-His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man's entire body.
-His blood smells like cologne.
-He doesn't believe in using oven mitts... nor potholders.
-His cereal never gets soggy. It sits there staying crispy, just for him.
-His pillow talk is years ahead of its time.
-Respected archaeologists fight over his discarded apple cores.
He is… the most interesting man in the world.
1 comment:
Jason from RedBubble here.
Nice use of the RedBubble blog widget. I enjoyed looking through your images.
Also, I just added you to my Watchlist.
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